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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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psyducked:

you’re missing out

psyducked:

you’re missing out

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anachronisticsiren:

camyberry:

whitebeltwriter:

Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell

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I already loved this
BUT THEN I REALIZED IT’S KRISTEN BELL

What is this!! Where can i find it!!!

Here you go, camyberry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlTO8ggfes8

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shanellbklyn:

dynastylnoire:

stair-diving-with-hayes:

Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

HE HAS ALSO STATED NOT TO PURCHASE THE T-SHIRTS THAT ARE BEING SOLD WITH HIS IMAGE BECAUSE HIM NOR THE TOWN OF FERGUSON WILL SEE THAT MONEY! 

Just needs to be stated again! 

Not to the cops but away from the children protesting”

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theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

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theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

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hilloween:

ezelsklap:

niallwardvevo:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

HE’S BACK

THE GOD

a prostitute

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quiffhead:

do u ever sit down and just think holy shit i saw pete wentz’s dick ?

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angelfrommynightmaress:

April 3, 2013. The day I met Jenna McDougall.
I went to the concert, and she came on. I was singing breaking and entering with her, and reached up for her hand. She GRABBED it and locked eyes with me for a few seconds. We kept making eye contact the whole time. At the end of the set, I knew I had to meet her. I went back to where they were selling merch. I saw her come out and ran over to give her a hug. She was very calm and happy to see me. I was kindof drunk, so I started crying really hard. I told her she was my inspiration and she hugged me and we took a picture. After that, the story so far and man overboard played. I went back to go buy a hoodie, and saw Jenna again. I ran up to her and apologized for crying so hard earlier, and she told me “Im just another human being, of course you can talk to me!” And then I started crying AGAIN haha and then I asked her if she had a sharpie, and she said yes and I asked her to sign my wrist. when she started signing it, she stopped and looked at me and said “Are you coming to Warped?” I told her of course, and she said “promise me right now you will stop cutting. I know things are hard, but you have to promise me you won’t anymore. I won’t finish this signature unless you do.” I started crying and promised her I would, and she said “What’s your name?” I told her “Shannon” and she said “Im Jenna” and fucking shook my hand. I started laughing because it was so funny for her to introduce herself! Then she said “What’s your story?” And I said “what?” And she asked me why I cut myself. I started crying because I was ashamed and she said “look at me Shannon, I’m not judging you. I used to do it all the time when I was your age. What’s your story?” And I told her about being raped and having home problems and not being able to fit in, and being made fun of because of my depression. She told me, and ill never forget this: “You are beautiful. You are strong. You need to keep listening to music that makes you feel good because I know you are better than that. Stay away from negative people, people who like to bring others down. You are so much more than that. I know it’s hard to get out of that downward spiral, sometimes I feel like I’m in it too. But no matter what, know that I love you and I know you are strong enough to beat this.” Of course I was in tears so she looked at my boyfriend Chase and said “Are you her boyfriend?” And he nodded and she said “take care of her. She’s special” and then hugged me for a long time and told me “don’t forget what I said! I want to see pretty clean wrists at warped!” So yeah my life is basically changed forever

THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH

sleepingwiththekings:

angelfrommynightmaress:

April 3, 2013. The day I met Jenna McDougall.

I went to the concert, and she came on. I was singing breaking and entering with her, and reached up for her hand. She GRABBED it and locked eyes with me for a few seconds. We kept making eye contact the whole time. At the end of the set, I knew I had to meet her. I went back to where they were selling merch. I saw her come out and ran over to give her a hug. She was very calm and happy to see me. I was kindof drunk, so I started crying really hard. I told her she was my inspiration and she hugged me and we took a picture. After that, the story so far and man overboard played. I went back to go buy a hoodie, and saw Jenna again. I ran up to her and apologized for crying so hard earlier, and she told me “Im just another human being, of course you can talk to me!” And then I started crying AGAIN haha and then I asked her if she had a sharpie, and she said yes and I asked her to sign my wrist. when she started signing it, she stopped and looked at me and said “Are you coming to Warped?” I told her of course, and she said “promise me right now you will stop cutting. I know things are hard, but you have to promise me you won’t anymore. I won’t finish this signature unless you do.” I started crying and promised her I would, and she said “What’s your name?” I told her “Shannon” and she said “Im Jenna” and fucking shook my hand. I started laughing because it was so funny for her to introduce herself! Then she said “What’s your story?” And I said “what?” And she asked me why I cut myself. I started crying because I was ashamed and she said “look at me Shannon, I’m not judging you. I used to do it all the time when I was your age. What’s your story?” And I told her about being raped and having home problems and not being able to fit in, and being made fun of because of my depression. She told me, and ill never forget this: “You are beautiful. You are strong. You need to keep listening to music that makes you feel good because I know you are better than that. Stay away from negative people, people who like to bring others down. You are so much more than that. I know it’s hard to get out of that downward spiral, sometimes I feel like I’m in it too. But no matter what, know that I love you and I know you are strong enough to beat this.” Of course I was in tears so she looked at my boyfriend Chase and said “Are you her boyfriend?” And he nodded and she said “take care of her. She’s special” and then hugged me for a long time and told me “don’t forget what I said! I want to see pretty clean wrists at warped!” So yeah my life is basically changed forever

THIS IS WHY I FUCKING LOVE HER SO MUCH

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itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

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themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

kotsuso:

cosmic-nine-year-old:

lehrastar:

lehrastar:

wellheyproductions:

the-dark-harlequin:

wandering-scarecrow:

jimfear138:

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No, Jim. No kidding. I’m gunna murder them. I’m going to be incarcerated for mass murder, but I’m going to end these fucks.

I have a perfect spot to hide the bodies. Also, I’ll gladly bail you out while you flee the country.

I’m already going to hell, what’s a few more mortal sins on my hands. 

They do not know what they have brought forth…. This is gonna be messy.

You wanna know what would be interesting actually? Making a human chain incircling Mr. Williams and his grieving family, we’ll surround the ENTIRE graveyard if we have to and block out those signs, so they know he was a very dearly loved and a forever missed man and send a message to those Westboro BASTARDS who dare say they are riteous men that no one will stand for them any longer. We will build bigger signs so that his family won’t have to lay eyes on words of hate but instead words of love and meaning, pictures on every single picket of ours of Mr. Williams and his career, of him smiling with only hearts and flowers on each sign. Make them bigger and higher so that we drown out the voices of those who dare turn such a sad event into a monetary opporunity. 

Make it so that not a single sign of the Westboro church can ever be seen by his family so they can have a peaceful last goodbye to such a wonderful human being. One who cared so much about others and taught us so much about how we needed to live life and enjoy it while we could. We’ll have a banner that will have everyone’s favorite quotes written on every corner and every edge. We will show exactly just how much we loved and respected such a man how much we appreciated him, and just how much the world will miss him. Make it so that that church doesn’t have a voice to share or a soapbox to stand on.

We will have a chain of people at the backs of those with the picket signs who will hold hands and allow NOT A SINGLE BIT OF THEIR CHURCH PROPAGANDA TO PASS! They can do nothing against us. We will be the stronger and louder voice. We will scream and shout above their hate so that Mr. Williams may be put to a well deserved peaceful rest.

This actually happened at the funeral of Matthew Shepard, a gay man who was killed in 1998 in Laramie. Westboro Baptist Church picketed his funeral, but his friends dressed up in white robes and massive angel wings to block them out. When Fred Phelps attempted to talk about Matthew’s sins and his deserved death, they began to sing Hallelujah above Phelps and drowned him out so they could allow people to mourn Matthew in peace. I think that we should do the same thing. Sing words of love and loss over Westboro’s hatred, rather than scream back. Show love on a day where it is needed most.

We should sing “Never Had a Friend Like Me,” complete with all his silly accents. If there’s two things people should be doing at Robin’s funeral, they should be laughing and smiling. I think he would’ve gotten a kick out of that.

We should also dress up as Mrs Doubtfire and have purses with a brick in them so we can be guards of the highest standard

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pineapple-drink:

ouyangdan:

theubergrump:

mediocreprincess:

theubergrump:

sometimes I forget that rulers work with tablets and I get really frustrated with my inability to freehand straight lines

I NEVER

REALIZED

YOU COULD DO THIS

BUT IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

#and you can just trace circles too and use a straight edge and ohmygod my whole world is different now   

omfg for real I thought this was just me?

er, dear artists of Tumblr:

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WHY DID THIS NEVER OCCUR TO ME?

pspspss

you can also trace things

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tree-huggin-in-tie-dye:

scumfolk:

carlboygenius:

Hemp is a Sensible, Sustainable, Highly-Industrializable Plant

We should utilize it. Hemp could solve many problems.

END PROHIBITION. It is NOT just about smoking.

Ay-fuckin-men

This is wonderful.

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